If one more THEIST presumes I’m a teenager just trying to be cool or that I hate something that isn’t there or assumes I have a hard-on for Dawkins, I swear I’ll locate the nearest, largest KJV Bible and shove it directly up their backside.

FTR: I was a theist (aka “believer”) for about 28 years. I stopped allowing myself to be spoon-fed, did my own research, looked around, critically assessed things and found my belief was equivalent to hoping for Santa to come down the chimney. I did not read any contemporary atheist authors to come to this conclusion and I sure as hell didn’t do it to gain popularity with the majority (that’s sarcasm, by the way).

At no point in the past 17 years has ANYONE proven to me there is a “God”. If I had testicles, I’d bet a left one no one ever will.