Posts tagged haiku

theartisansmarketplace:

It’s in my nature,

To always covet you,

And make you all mine.

Eww. Is this more verbal masturbation over Brendan? I may be sick.

The cold, crisp air bites
inviting all to bundle
like fat sausages 

poetdreamer:

Haiku Tutorials from the recent past….

1. HAIKU LESSONS PART ONE - WHAT IS A HAIKU?
2. HAIKU LESSONS, PART TWO: LIVING UNDER THE 5-7-5 RULE….
3. A TANKA IN LOVE-LETTER FORM (HAIKU ALTERNATIVES)
4. HAIKU TUTORIAL - PART THREE…. BREAKING THE RULES!
5. HAIKU TUTORIAL: HAIKU OR SENRYU? TO BE OR NOT TO BE…
6. HAIKU LESSONS PART FiVE - HAIKU HINTS HERE….
7. WHAT IS A TRUE HAIKU?

I rarely follow the “pause or cutting word” rule. But I try hitting most of the others :)

“Drip, drip”…and “drop, drop”
In sweet synchronicity
with “ribbit” and “croak” 

reneehendricks:

Is your tinfoil hat
on a bit too tight these days?
Where are the white coats? 

Appropriate for the day :D

thelaughingwhore:

reneehendricks:

themourningdew:

The Lord said he smite,

He would smite that name if you…

Don’t do as he asks.

Oooooo! Smite me! I never do what some make believe friend tells me to do. So, come on. Get thee with the smiting, fruitcake!

 The old Dawn Smite

That kind of smiting is super fun!

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themourningdew:

The Lord said he smite,

He would smite that name if you…

Don’t do as he asks.

Oooooo! Smite me! I never do what some make believe friend tells me to do. So, come on. Get thee with the smiting, fruitcake!

themourningdew:

Knew the bad secrets,

A boy begged for food and rent,

Weeks end is your time.

From one who stalks and harasses. She goes on and on about a boy starving and yet does *nothing* to help. She doesn’t ask the mother how she can help personally. What she does is creep around the Internet finding innocent and unrelated people via her “dream visions” and begins a campaign of harassment. She also truly believes that David Karp is reading her posts and she’s stated on numerous occasions that bad things will happen to him if he doesn’t get rid of accounts she feels have slighted her.

Fun stuff, the terminally insane.

Help those starving ones
by donating time, money
Yet you do nothing

(feelin’ kinda brassy today - ignore some of these poems…poking at someone)

And while obsessing
over the lives of others
her life passed her by

Is your tinfoil hat
on a bit too tight these days?
Where are the white coats? 

iamthelaughingwhore:

themourningdew:

dont believe them angie

they have betrayed you

the whole bunch of them

i would not believe much of what they had to say

they were eating gourmet meals angie and getting their fucking nails and hair done on a fucking yauct angie while you had to beg for rent

i would not buy their shit of how much they love you

Wow…mind control doesn’t work on sane people, Dawn.  Fucking lunatic.  Why don’t you hit your head again, so they commit you?

Even better? The fact that Angie would be more inclined to believe and chat with me (on the phone even) than some fruitloop who thinks the world of the Internet is really just like a dozen or so people ;)

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iamthelaughingwhore:

themourningdew:

dont believe them angie

they have betrayed you

the whole bunch of them

i would not believe much of what they had to say

they were eating gourmet meals angie and getting their fucking nails and hair done on a fucking yauct angie while you had to beg for rent

i would not buy their shit of how much they love you

Wow…mind control doesn’t work on sane people, Dawn.  Fucking lunatic.  Why don’t you hit your head again, so they commit you?

Why is it this person can’t look up how to spell “yacht”? I mean, she obviously spends stupid amounts of time looking up people who aren’t other people. Should be able to look up how to spell shit correctly!

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My eyes are open
but watching the laptop clock
to once again close